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[xp_alias]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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[xp_match]

u didnt seam lik a Lana fan but ive been wrong b4

[xp_alias]

I've had bar fights more enjoyable than listening to some rich racist asshole gaslight everyone into thinking she's interesting

[xp_phoenix]

We do have tech support if needed.

[xp_alias]

Who?? Where???

[xp_phoenix]

Doug's pretty skilled, as is Darcy. She might be able to convince it to delete itself.

[xp_darcy]

Sup, I'm the mentioned Darcy.

Can I offer you some Halsey? Poe? Dresden Dolls? What sort of tunes are you into? My library's extensive.

[xp_echo]

Found your journal, did you?

[xp_alias]

I do not accept the premise of this question.

[xp_echo]

Aww. Think of all the Taylor Swift you could have listened to.

[xp_longshot]

I think you'll find the neverending quest to catch them all a very deep, metaphorical question if examined closely.

Can one ever catch them all? Is it the friends we made along the way?

[xp_alias]

...what?

[xp_longshot]

I was only trying to distract.

Jess, the past is something we can change. Look at the last movies and cameos I did while mind-controlled. There are things worth forgetting. 😔

[xp_legion]

This is a beautiful sentiment, but I'm not sure Jessica's in the right place to contemplate it right now.

[xp_alias]

Don't you even fucking start

[xp_longshot]

You make a very valid point. She's not ready for that journey.

[xp_phoenix]

I beg you, Arthur, not to help.

[xp_longshot]

Dr. Grey, I will take your words to heart. Thank you.

[xp_cypher]

That's deep, dude. Gotta be real, my whole approach to Pokemon and my Pokedex has kinda shifted.

[xp_blink]

look, nothing wrong with some gaga.

the rest... full judgement.

[xp_alias]

Even if I accepted there was nothing wrong with Gaga - which I don't - the fact that the choice was Boys, Boys, Boys makes me fucking right.

[xp_shatterstar]

who is lana de ray

[xp_alias]

THANK YOU.

[xp_liono]

she's who you play if you want an edgy, sensitive girl to like you.

or if you hate yourself.

[xp_tarot]

An underwhelming three octave range in a bag of pick-me girl who once claimed she is more interested in SpaceX than feminism.

[xp_hawkeye]

What... are you talking about? Also, hello. Can you not figure out how to change the radio station or something?