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[xp_alias]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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[xp_liono]

she's who you play if you want an edgy, sensitive girl to like you.

or if you hate yourself.

[xp_shatterstar]

thot that was the mountaim goats

[xp_liono]

they're good, but only if she's also angry.... actually, Jess might like the mountain goats. she's kinda angry.

[xp_shatterstar]

Have only heard ska versions of mountain goats. Jessica has ska version of no children vibes

[xp_liono]

she really, really does.

hey, Jess, want to go get ice cream?

[xp_alias]

Sorry, I don't date children.

[xp_darcy]

well that gives you a one up on my last girlfriend

[xp_liono]

and I don't date alcoholics.

but I guess I can't be nice.

[xp_alias]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you don't actually date anyone.

[xp_liono]

.... well that's just ignorant.

plenty of girls want to get with this, tyvm