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[xp_alias]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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[xp_longshot]

I think you'll find the neverending quest to catch them all a very deep, metaphorical question if examined closely.

Can one ever catch them all? Is it the friends we made along the way?

[xp_alias]

...what?

[xp_longshot]

I was only trying to distract.

Jess, the past is something we can change. Look at the last movies and cameos I did while mind-controlled. There are things worth forgetting. 😔

[xp_alias]

I... don't think you can change the past, actually, though.

[xp_longshot]

See? Much like that typo, the past is behind us.

[xp_legion]

This is a beautiful sentiment, but I'm not sure Jessica's in the right place to contemplate it right now.

[xp_alias]

Don't you even fucking start

[xp_legion]

So that's a "you're right," then?

You should take a page from Arthur's book some time, though. He's got a lot to teach people about balance.

[xp_phoenix]

Haller.

[xp_legion]

I mean . . .

[xp_phoenix]

If you get yourself punched I'm deferring you to Amelia.

[xp_echo]

We’re allowed to punch people now? Why wasn’t I told?

[xp_phoenix]

I think the general rule is no one punch anyone, thank you. I was kidding.

[xp_echo]

What if we’re wearing boxing gloves?

[xp_phoenix]

I think you already know the answer to that one.

[xp_wildchild]

No, Maya.

[xp_echo]

I punch Matt all the time and he doesn’t complain.

[xp_legion]

Noted. I'll sign a waiver.

[xp_phoenix]

🙄

[xp_longshot]

You make a very valid point. She's not ready for that journey.

[xp_legion]

So few of us are.

[xp_phoenix]

I beg you, Arthur, not to help.

[xp_longshot]

Dr. Grey, I will take your words to heart. Thank you.

[xp_cypher]

That's deep, dude. Gotta be real, my whole approach to Pokemon and my Pokedex has kinda shifted.