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Dear everyone who matters to me,
I will be going out this evening, alone, to get extremely, unambiguously drunk. In addition, I will not be returning home for several days as after I plague my system with poisons in liquid form, as I will be spending those days recovering on my parent's couch. If you need me, please leave a voicemail. Also, to all the authority figures out there, I'll try my very best not to cause wanton property damage in my wake.

Love,

Jessica Campbell Jones

Date: 2015-09-08 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com
I do hate to disappoint my fans. I could probably set you up with some MILFs if you wanna walk me to school tomorrow.

What particular circumstance is it in this case? You ashamed or something?

Date: 2015-09-08 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
How old do you think I am?

More like he'll be pissed that we lived together for 7 years without me telling him. But until I came here, I hadn't told anyone outside my immediate family. So.

Date: 2015-09-08 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com
I don't know, 50? Aren't all lawyers ancient? You've gotta go to lawyer school and talk about your briefs or something.

Bandaid. Better to rip it off then play at it. Hurts more if you do it slow.

Date: 2015-09-08 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
I'm 29, thank you very much. You have to be a junior lawyer before you're an ancient lawyer.

Thanks for the advice.

Date: 2015-09-08 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com
You look 50.

He said not at all sarcastically to the young and impressionable teenager.

Date: 2015-09-08 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
Lots of late nights. My boss thinks 90 hour work weeks are too short.

Me? Sarcastic? To you? Never!

Date: 2015-09-08 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com
You should tell him to let you sleep.

I owe myself $5.

Date: 2015-09-08 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
I could, cause and effect wouldn't be pretty.

Go get your bad self a Starbucks

Date: 2015-09-08 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-echo.livejournal.com
Why don't you work for yourself?

Mmm, pumpkin spice latte.

Date: 2015-09-08 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com
Still saving my start up capital so I can get a loan. Foggy and I want to open our own storefront as defense attorneys.

Is it already that time?

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