Out for the night.

[xp_alias]

Dear everyone who matters to me,
I will be going out this evening, alone, to get extremely, unambiguously drunk. In addition, I will not be returning home for several days as after I plague my system with poisons in liquid form, as I will be spending those days recovering on my parent's couch. If you need me, please leave a voicemail. Also, to all the authority figures out there, I'll try my very best not to cause wanton property damage in my wake.

Love,

Jessica Campbell Jones

Comments

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

You're supposed to be a role model or some dumb shit, you know.

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

I'm being reponsible! I said no property damage, remember?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Please take care of yourself sunshine.

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Yes, ma'am! Love ya

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I've never had alcohol but I'm told Tequila is good. Eat the worm, too.

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

You got it!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

if you want to drink the eel, I know a place

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Ooh do tell!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

want company?

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Definitely. You wanna drop me the address?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'll text you and meet you there.

and I'm bringing my friend Foggy.

ixnay on the utant-may

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Lovely. The more the merrier!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

goodtimes! we're Avocados!

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Huzzah!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean Abogado?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

nope. it's an old college joke. Avocados at Law!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You are so weird. Did you used to dress in green too?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

oh yes, so weird. so old.

not that I know of?

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Not that old, still weird tho.

Missed opportunity.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

and they said you couldn't be nice! they lied.

eh. I'm blind and my brother is colourblind.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Lies and slander!

It's not your brother you should be wearing clothes for, dumbass. Don't you have some sort of partner who likes to see you in things?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'm single, Maya.

If you're referring to Foggy, he's a friend and he simply appreciates me wearing clothes.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Now that's just sad. You better start looking - people your age could die at any moment.

This Foggy guy sounds interesting. Isn't it bad to lie to your friends?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Ah there's the Maya I was promised!

Generally, but sometimes the are exceptions.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I do hate to disappoint my fans. I could probably set you up with some MILFs if you wanna walk me to school tomorrow.

What particular circumstance is it in this case? You ashamed or something?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

How old do you think I am?

More like he'll be pissed that we lived together for 7 years without me telling him. But until I came here, I hadn't told anyone outside my immediate family. So.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

I don't know, 50? Aren't all lawyers ancient? You've gotta go to lawyer school and talk about your briefs or something.

Bandaid. Better to rip it off then play at it. Hurts more if you do it slow.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'm 29, thank you very much. You have to be a junior lawyer before you're an ancient lawyer.

Thanks for the advice.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You look 50.

He said not at all sarcastically to the young and impressionable teenager.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Lots of late nights. My boss thinks 90 hour work weeks are too short.

Me? Sarcastic? To you? Never!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You should tell him to let you sleep.

I owe myself $5.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I could, cause and effect wouldn't be pretty.

Go get your bad self a Starbucks

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Why don't you work for yourself?

Mmm, pumpkin spice latte.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Still saving my start up capital so I can get a loan. Foggy and I want to open our own storefront as defense attorneys.

Is it already that time?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Now I'm intrigued. What sort of alcohol has an eel involved?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

any alcohol that can knock you on your ass and give you the hangover from hell.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Nice. Drink a round for me. I'm still not cleared to go wandering far from the mansion. Who knew major surgery would be such a PITA?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

well, it is major surgery

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Very true. I'm just not a very good patient. I dislike being even less useful then I was previously while I wait to heal.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

anything I can do to help?

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Well. That's quite the statement.

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

You know me, go hard or go home and all that.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it.

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Good!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

So... Who's covering for you at work?

[x-jessicajones.livejournal.com]

Damn! I'm on my way.