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[xp_alias]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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[xp_hawkeye]

What... are you talking about? Also, hello. Can you not figure out how to change the radio station or something?

[xp_alias]

I... don't think you can change the past, actually, though.

[xp_wildchild]

No, Maya.

[xp_tarot]

An underwhelming three octave range in a bag of pick-me girl who once claimed she is more interested in SpaceX than feminism.

[xp_cypher]

That's deep, dude. Gotta be real, my whole approach to Pokemon and my Pokedex has kinda shifted.

[xp_longshot]

See? Much like that typo, the past is behind us.

[xp_alias]

I'm just putting on an early Garbage playlist and pretending I never even heard of Lady Gaga.

[xp_echo]

I feel so sad for you. We should get you set up with a Spotify account. You can listen to Barbie songs.

[xp_echo]

I punch Matt all the time and he doesn’t complain.

[xp_darcy]

Oooh yes, Shirley Manson. Excellent choice.