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[xp_alias]

Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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[xp_echo]

Aww. Think of all the Taylor Swift you could have listened to.

[xp_echo]

We’re allowed to punch people now? Why wasn’t I told?

[xp_blink]

oh yeah, no. definitely not that

[xp_alias]

Who even MADE this system, Tom from Myspace? Jesus Christ.

[xp_phoenix]

I think the general rule is no one punch anyone, thank you. I was kidding.

[xp_liono]

she's who you play if you want an edgy, sensitive girl to like you.

or if you hate yourself.

[xp_legion]

Noted. I'll sign a waiver.

[xp_echo]

What if we’re wearing boxing gloves?

[xp_phoenix]

🙄

[xp_shatterstar]

thot that was the mountaim goats

[xp_phoenix]

I think you already know the answer to that one.

[xp_alias]

I do not accept the premise of that, either.

[xp_phoenix]

Not sure, but I suspect it's just as old and based off of it.

[xp_liono]

they're good, but only if she's also angry.... actually, Jess might like the mountain goats. she's kinda angry.

[xp_alias]

You guys all know that this place is weird, right?

[xp_longshot]

I was only trying to distract.

Jess, the past is something we can change. Look at the last movies and cameos I did while mind-controlled. There are things worth forgetting. 😔

[xp_shatterstar]

Have only heard ska versions of mountain goats. Jessica has ska version of no children vibes

[xp_liono]

she really, really does.

hey, Jess, want to go get ice cream?

[xp_alias]

Sorry, I don't date children.

[xp_darcy]

Sup, I'm the mentioned Darcy.

Can I offer you some Halsey? Poe? Dresden Dolls? What sort of tunes are you into? My library's extensive.

[xp_darcy]

well that gives you a one up on my last girlfriend

[xp_liono]

and I don't date alcoholics.

but I guess I can't be nice.

[xp_phoenix]

Absolutely.

[xp_alias]

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you don't actually date anyone.

[xp_liono]

.... well that's just ignorant.

plenty of girls want to get with this, tyvm