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Are you fucking kidding me? Lana fucking del Ray? Pokemon? Lady Gaga?

Absolutely the fuck not. Delete this entire fucking thing immediately.

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Aww. Think of all the Taylor Swift you could have listened to.

We’re allowed to punch people now? Why wasn’t I told?

oh yeah, no. definitely not that

Who even MADE this system, Tom from Myspace? Jesus Christ.

I think the general rule is no one punch anyone, thank you. I was kidding.

she's who you play if you want an edgy, sensitive girl to like you.

or if you hate yourself.

Noted. I'll sign a waiver.

What if we’re wearing boxing gloves?

🙄

thot that was the mountaim goats

I think you already know the answer to that one.

I do not accept the premise of that, either.

Not sure, but I suspect it's just as old and based off of it.

they're good, but only if she's also angry.... actually, Jess might like the mountain goats. she's kinda angry.

You guys all know that this place is weird, right?

I was only trying to distract.

Jess, the past is something we can change. Look at the last movies and cameos I did while mind-controlled. There are things worth forgetting. 😔

Have only heard ska versions of mountain goats. Jessica has ska version of no children vibes

she really, really does.

hey, Jess, want to go get ice cream?

Sorry, I don't date children.

Sup, I'm the mentioned Darcy.

Can I offer you some Halsey? Poe? Dresden Dolls? What sort of tunes are you into? My library's extensive.

well that gives you a one up on my last girlfriend

and I don't date alcoholics.

but I guess I can't be nice.

Absolutely.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess you don't actually date anyone.

.... well that's just ignorant.

plenty of girls want to get with this, tyvm

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