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Rose are red
Violets are blue
You're pretty cool
But I'm better than you

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Stop writing terrible poetry.
It is terrible.

Oh my god, I'm not kidding or being sarcastic. This cracked me the fuck up. Jean-Paul you are a king. I bow to your comedy prowess

Merci. I am glad that I could make you laugh today.

But truly. No more poetry.

Fine. No more poetry. For now.

If you are interested in poetry, I suggest Adrienne Rich. I like her work very much.

Thanks! I'll check it out

You know there are plenty of doctors here who can help you recover from your lobotomy. You just have to ask with words, not these vague cries for help.

Im actually seeing Haller for my issues, thank you. I just thought this was funny.

HAHAHAHAHA no wonder you're like this.

Rude.

You realize your high school years ended 20 years ago, right? There's nobody left to be impressed by this.

~P

Edited 2016-03-29 20:48 (UTC)

By that same logic, no one is left to be impressed by you being a raging bitch, either. Grab the scissors and cut it the fuck out.

Edited 2016-03-29 20:58 (UTC)

I'm sorry, that was mean. Phoebe shouldn't have gone after your vanity like that. It's the only thing that makes you special, so she should have known it was off limits.

~I

Aww! You think I'm pretty! Thanks! I pride myself on being unique. You know, that there's only one of me. It seems the same isn't quite true of everyone.

This isn't even fun anymore it's so easy. It's just boring.

~P

I honestly expected better of a supposed mentor. I think we'll be working with Mr. Keller in the future.

~S

Oh, is that what this was? Approaching a mentor? Seems like a pretty ass backwards way to do it to me. It's all good though. You want Julian? That's awesome. He's actually pretty fantastic, so I say go for it.

Prove it. ;)

Love to ;) We'll have to get together sometime

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