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Boys, boys, boys
We like boys in cars
Boys, boys, boys
Buy us drinks in bars
We love them!

While everything you said is very true you seem in a particularly good mood today. Spill

Ah, I was at the bars and, well, I think everyone likes feeling pretty

Edited 2016-01-28 03:44 (UTC)

It's true, and having people compliment you or buy the drinks is always a great feeling. But I feel we're missing the most important point here. You went out to the bars/clubbing without me? How could you Jess?

Not to worry, Susan! There are plenty more bars and plenty more men to be had. I figure I should ease them in a bit before they're faced with both of us at the same time, given our combined knockout status.

This is probably true. But then it might be a little fun to see an entire club get overwhelmed like that in the face of our awesomeness.

Bow to the Queens!

Ugh, really? Gaga?

Yes, really. What would you prefer? Hmmm...I'm betting on Adele. She's probably depressing enough for you.

It's 2016. How about Beyonce or Sia or Robyn or anything less pretentious from the current decade?

Sia? Less pretentious? The bitch who wears a mop on her head so she won't show her face because it distracts from her art?

Uh, okay. Gaga?

Sia, to her credit, has much better songs to her name than Gaga.

Oh, God. How is Beyonce less pretentious? Even she's bored with herself. And Sia is fantastic, but that doesn't mean Lady Gaga isn't. Also, Sia's music is heavy. Not exactly a club song.

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This is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you.

Now that we're working together, I'm afraid that's probably going to be a perpetual state for you, Quire. Sorry not sorry!

You're fired.

Ha! Good luck getting me out the door, kid.

Edited 2016-01-28 03:43 (UTC)

Fairly certain you don't have the ability to do that.

Good try though. Excellent form.

This is wonderful.

Thanks! You're a lovely woman and I like you already.

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That song is fun and boppy, what's not to like?

It's like you're reading my mind

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