Out for the night.

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Dear everyone who matters to me,
I will be going out this evening, alone, to get extremely, unambiguously drunk. In addition, I will not be returning home for several days as after I plague my system with poisons in liquid form, as I will be spending those days recovering on my parent's couch. If you need me, please leave a voicemail. Also, to all the authority figures out there, I'll try my very best not to cause wanton property damage in my wake.

Love,

Jessica Campbell Jones

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'm 29, thank you very much. You have to be a junior lawyer before you're an ancient lawyer.

Thanks for the advice.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You look 50.

He said not at all sarcastically to the young and impressionable teenager.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Lots of late nights. My boss thinks 90 hour work weeks are too short.

Me? Sarcastic? To you? Never!

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

You should tell him to let you sleep.

I owe myself $5.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I could, cause and effect wouldn't be pretty.

Go get your bad self a Starbucks

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Why don't you work for yourself?

Mmm, pumpkin spice latte.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Still saving my start up capital so I can get a loan. Foggy and I want to open our own storefront as defense attorneys.

Is it already that time?