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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] xp_alias) wrote2025-09-03 03:08 pm

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Oh yeah sure bylaw only calls you back AFTER the weekend-long noise violation is over? What the hell kind of democracy is this?

"Next time you only have to leave one message." If you were doing your damn job, I wouldn't have had to leave any. Does the mutant cabal control city council yet? Can you get on that? Some of us were just trying to work on the long weekend.

This city gets worse every fucking year, I swear to god.
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[personal profile] xp_longshot 2025-09-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, so that’s what threw you off at the dunk tank! Holding a hot dog in one hand, phone in the other, still managing to whiff all those shots?